Weenie-Licked | Meat Ouchers

Oceanstuck: "flick a magic bean at the door and hope that something good happens"

CircleHunter: "Pray to the Great Fungi and ask it to open the door."

ADULT_LINK: "Create a T chart of people you think you can trust, and people you arent sure if you can trust."

JosephOfGlass: "Smash through window, crash praising, cause riot. Escape. This is it. THIS IS YUOR JAILBRAEK"

Jeffory: "Praise the fucking sun"

GreyouTT: "KICK THE DOOR OPEN WITH A SUDDEN BURST OF STRENGTH"

nintendocs: "Question why you worship fungi."

While a lot of older readers kinda dropped off, a lot of new ones appeared.

You consider praying to the GREAT FUNGI, but fuck that.

Honestly, that giant purple phallus thing always weirded you out, you don't understand how everyone got roped into actually praying to a goddamn mushroom. They must just be going along with it to avoid making your mother mad.

You liked it better when you had a nice pretty tree instead of some gross fungus.

Joseph and Greyou both started becoming active and participating.

You also consider breaking through the window and causing an UPRISING.

This would be against your better judgement though, since the GREAT FUNGI apparently emits STRANGE TOXINS.

Also there's like a 50 meter drop right outside this window.

Ocean and ADULT_LINK also kept things chuggin' along.

You PRAISE THE SUN. Well, you attempt to.

You actually haven't seen the sun in years. The moon is a much better celestial body, you think. It's so pretty, and it doesn't hurt your eyes to look at.

I just gotta thank you guys - you kept that thread alive.

Welp, might as well try flicking some beans at the door. You TAKE AIM.

THE STAKES ARE HIGH. IT ALL DEPENDS ON THIS SHOT.

The way I had planned for Amy to escape this room was through the conveyer belt.

THE MAGIC BEAN HITS THE DOOR.

Flicking a bean works just as well, though.

...and a plant grows on the door.

It was around this time that updates started taking longer and longer to come out.

...and you're still stuck in this fucking room.

Wait... no. It looks like the plant grew inside door, pushing it wide open for you!

YOU ARE FINALLY FREE OF THIS CURSED ROOM. It only took a ~~month~~ few minutes. Unfortunately, the PRAISING OF THE FUNGI has already began. You can hear the chants from here.

Night time is my favorite time of day. I always liked stargazing and staring up at the moon.

You go into the next room and... yeah, you know this place. It's very familiar to you.

I tried to capture that feeling in this room, with the giant window and moonlight spilling in.

You go into the next room and... yeah, you know this place. It's very familiar to you.

You've always loved this place.

It's restricted from normal civilian access, so you would have to sneak in after LIGHTS OUT through the AIR VENTS. You haven't been here in a few years, so this is all very nostalgic to you.

It's just that feeling of being comfortably alone.

You like this room because it's one of the few places that has windows. Many nights were spent here staring off into the night sky. Unlike most other rooms, in here you are alone, not being monitored or judged.

This is where I got a bit carried away with steering where the users would go.

This room contains many boxes sitting around, most likely just more supplies. There is a door next to you that connects to the MAIN HALL where people are currently PRAISING THE FUNGI. Down below is the AIR VENT that you used to use to travel to this room from your own.

Like, I feel it was a bit TOO restrictive on people. Like, I clearly point out the air vent in the previous panel.

You also quickly draw up a chart diagram to iron out who exactly you can and cannot trust. As much as you hate your mom, she hasn't ever really put you in any danger. She's just... very strict.

The GRAND PATRIARCH on the other hand... yeah, no. He's a super creep. Just something about him doesn't seem right. And everyone else, you can't trust. You've never really made any friends with anyone. It's not that you haven't tried, it's just no one wants to hang out with a girl where one tiny slip up could send your over protective mother into a furious rage.