Weenie-Licked | Meat Ouchers

JosephOfGlass: "Attempt to open a box"

Jeffory: "attempt to replicate yourself using the machine"

Jeffory: "if it works engage in relations with your double"

Oceanstuck: "look out the window"

ridesthenarwhal: "duplicate your bean flicker so you can flick beans at people while you flick beans at people"

Instead of Gods, Amy was gonna have different beans to flick.

You open a box and find MANY MAGIC BEANS. There's a whole bunch in here, you won't have to worry about running out.

We only ever see these two, though. I'm not even sure what the others would be.

You now have A NEW AMMO TYPE for your weapon. You can now shoot MAGIC BEANS at stuff. If you're lucky, something just might grow where it hits.

Maybe like, explosive or spicy firey beans or something.

Looks like whoever was using the DUPLICATRON before you made 425 copies of something.

You change it to 2, because you don't want 425 other versions of you running around. There's no way you could explain that one to mom.

You attempt to DUPLICATE YOURSELF, but just as you suspected, the FAILSAFE MECHANISM within the machine blocks any attempts to duplicate life.

You're still just as lonely as ever.

Amy was supposed to be the opposite of Paul. Instead of Paul being abandoned, Amy is drowned with attention.

You ARE able to duplicate your BEANZOOKA though. Now you have TWO BEANZOOKAS, so you can FLICK DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF BEANS.

...as soon as you can figure out how to use them both at the same time, anyways.

It outcasts Amy just as much, just in a different way.

You look out the window. From here, you can see the MAIN HALL, with the GREAT FUNGI in the center.

Wait... why is everyone already standing around out there...?

SHIT. It's already almost 8:00 pm. You're going to be late to PRAISE THE GREAT FUNGI!

The door won't open, either. How the hell did you even get in here if it locked behind you? UGH.

I was having a difficult time putting how I wanted the Bunker to be set up down on paper, so I just made a really big panel.

You look out into the MAIN HALL once again. Right now somewhere above you, your MOTHER and the GRAND PATRIARCH should be getting ready for the ceremony.

No doubt she's noticed your absence and is PISSED.

You gotta get out of this room somehow.

Even if you're late to the ceremony you could still probably come up with an excuse and hide in your room... like, you ate a bad tomato, and got sick! Or... were attacked by rebels and were knocked out!