Oceanstuck: "bust open the window and make an escape"

nintendocs: "Look for any switches you can hit with a magic bean."

JosephOfGlass: "Find out how to get to where your mom and the Patriarch are."

GreyouTT: "Look for a flamethrower in the boxes and then burn the fuck out of the fungus and free your people of its tyranny."

Jeffory: "Fantasize about what Paul Rudd is doing right now, or has done, or will do."

ADULT_LINK: "MEAT MY BEET"

You've tried many times before to break out of this place, but these windows are just too strong. This place was meant to be a bunker, after all.

You start looking through the many boxes for useful supplies.

First you find a RED BEET and one of your MEMES.

Your job as a MEME CONNOISSEUR has given you tons of experience and insight into the production of MEMES. You've used this to your advantage to craft your own MEMES. This one is the beloved classic COOL CARROT. It's been a huge hit so far.

You grab both the MEME and RED BEET and put them into your INFINITORY. Man, these boxes seem like they could have anything in them!

Why, maybe you'll even find a FLAMETHROWER and finally be able to end that GROSS FUNGUS once and for all! You're getting excited now.

In the next box is.....!!!

...an old TV.

Like, a really old shitty TV.

You sigh and put it in your INFINITORY.

In the last box is wait what the fuck

Amy: "...uh."

???: "Crap."

Amy: "...who are-"

???: "I can explain Miss Princess, ma'am. Pls don't smite me and stuff."

Amy: "I'm not... gonna smite you I'm just confused as to why you're sleeping in a box?"

Amy: "And please just call me Amy."

???: "I was waiting for someone. And the box. It just looked so cozy..."

???: "Turned out it was."

Amy: "This place is restricted you know. You could get in a lot of trouble for being here!"

Amy: "And right now you're supposed to be praising that dumb mushroom."

???: "Well then why are you here, Amy? You're supposed to attend the praising too, right?"

Amy: "Uh... it's complicated. And hey, I'm not trying to scold you or anything!"

Amy: "I'm just saying, it's like you're asking to be thrown to the FungImps or something!"

???: "I'm touched, but don't worry. I can take care of myself just fine."

Amy: "Well, we're both a couple of troublemakers playing hooky now."

Amy: "Oh right. What's your name, anyways?"

???: "You can just call me Doc."

Doc: "And your name... We all know your's, Princess."

Amy: "Haha, yeeeah... Look, just please don't call me Princess anymore."

Amy: "It's what my mom does all the time. It's very annoying. :/"

Doc: "Huh. You don't like being the Princess?"

Amy: "No, waaay too much attention. Treated like an idol. No one to relate."

Amy: "But of course this is probably sounding like a lot of petty nitpicks to you. It usually does."

Doc: "...no, actually. Just surprised."

Amy: "???"

Doc: "You're not really like your mother, are you?"

Amy: "God, I hope not. She's insufferable. One might even call her a... tightass."

Doc: "Yeah she's definitely a tightass."

Doc: "You know, Amy. You're pretty cool."

Amy: "Huh? Haha no I'm not."

Doc: "No I'm serious."

Amy: "Oh... heheh, thanks."

Doc: "...Crap, I'm already late. Hey I gotta go."

Doc: "Listen... tomorrow... stay safe."

Amy: "What do you mean...?"

Doc: "I'll see you!"

She transforms into shadows and vanishes.

She was nice.

You've never had someone around to vent about your mother with before. It feels... very liberating.

You also wonder what PAUL RUDD is doing.

Wait, Paul? Who's Paul? You've never met a Paul.

In reality, Paul is praying to some ridiculous GODS that you know nothing about.

Both of your journeys began around the same time.

You look around for any switches that you can flick at. Oh, right. You remember there being a switch over there.

Aw, you missed.

However, your bean ricocheted off the wall, hitting a different switch!

Looks like that was what operates the VENT HOOD.

Your mom caught wind of you sneaking off here a few years ago. Instead of kindly asking you to stop like a normal person, she instead installed this VENT HOOD to end your vile crime of looking at the moon. Now you got a clear shot to your room though, you just need to make it through the vents.

Getting to your Mother at this point is pretty much out of the question.

In the MAIN HALL, she is on a floor above everyone else. You are meant to be BY HER SIDE when praising the fungi.

She would be on the SECURITY LEVEL right now.

Her room is in the ADMINISTRATIVE LEVEL.

You just live on the FOURTH HOUSING LEVEL.

Below all that is the MECHANICAL LEVEL underground where various systems are upkept.