You go over and look in your trusty chest. Inside you find.....!!!! !! ! ! !! ! ! !!!! ! ! ! ! !!! !!
Oceanstuck: "open the chest"
Dawn Of a New Day: "Summon your faithful ally; the big red dot."
ADULT_LINK: "Look in trashcan for goodies."
KidPichu: "check your computer"
chuckles: "poop in the chest"
ridesthenarwhal: "sit in the trashcan where you belong while pondering your life choices"
A bomb. DA DA DA DAAAA.
Or something.
Why are you smiling?
Bombs are pretty common in this world. A much needed tool for much needed adventurers.
The chest seems.... strangely empty now... you gotta fix that.
Hahahaha. Yeeeeees.
You got the perfect plan for this.
You're totally gonna hide this chest in the dungeon that one of your roomies is exploring.
He'll be all like, wtf dude. Ahahahah.
After shitting in a chest, you go dig through the dirty ass garbage.
Inside is.... DA DA DA DAAAAA.
A RED DOT.
This red dot is your trusty companion!
Well, it's ACTUALLY a red fairy, but the cheap ass plastic wings fell off a long time ago.
The old manual is in the trash too.
"CRIMSON SHIP 4000: S.ENSORY H.ELPER - I.NTERACTIVE P.IXIE.
THE NEW INTERACTIVE FAIRY TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND.
TELL IT YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS! USE IT AS A RECORDING MACHINE!
CHAT WITH IT WHEN YOU'RE LONELY! TARGET ENEMIES!
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS."
Yeah, bullshit.
You then sit in the trash. It just felt appropriate.
You literally just shat in your childhood treasure chest.
What led to this moment?
Oh yeah, some badass prank ideas! Man, you're awesome.
You figure you ought to check how your fanclub's website is doing.
It's still incredibly rudamentary, but you feel that in about eleven years or so, it'll be about how you want it.
Ugh. Right.
One of your roomies recently hired this kid named Spencer to keep the site in check while you're all busy.
Spencer's a fucking genius but god does he get on your nerves.
Recently you've been fighting over what the domain name should be.
The domain has gone something like this:
Abram - the-cool-termina-club.net
Spencer - mooninites.net
Abram - the-termina-kids.net
Spencer - thatnameisstupid.net
Abram - fuck-you-spencer.net
Spencer - youshouldnthavesaidthat.net
Abram - fuck-off-spencer.net
Spencer - abramismadguys.net
Fucking kids. You hate 'em.