INTERMISSION 1

Dear Diary...

Today I investigated the strange portal that manifested within the Pony Sanctuary. Spanosa was obviously suspicious of my enthusiasm to take upon this mission, though I believe it'd be impossible for me to hide it. I admit, I am very excited at the chance to visit Equestria once again. I have many friends there waiting for me, it's been so long since I've seen them. I pressed the Pony Sanctuary Guardian for answers about this portal. He knew nothing about it's origin, only that it appeared very recently. With a feeling of great promise, I stepped through the portal...

Equestria was just as I remembered. I met up with some old friends, but I could not stay for long. I once again had to leave my friends abruptly, as duty called back in Hubris. For the first time in ages, I no longer have to rely on the abilities of Crash or Mugen to move between universes since the lanes between them were severed. Apparently this portal only links Hubris and Equestria. I wish I could visit the friends I made in Hyrule, though I guess that must wait for later.

As directed by Spanosa, I will continue to write down my findings of this strange portal so that we may better understand it. I will jot down my discoveries in a different set of notes for Spanosa. Oh yes, I also wrote another fanfiction. This one takes quite the saucy turn, when Twilight Sp-

The rest of Zelenal's Diary is burnt and covered in an orange glow, presumably Solar Excrement.

Within another Universe we have not previously seen yet, our story begins, many years ago.

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A young man stands in his room.

Your name is ABRAM AYDAN. You love ADVENTURING and listening to the STORIES OF THE LEGENDARY HERO, just like literally EVERYONE ELSE in this UNIVERSE. You are especially fond of the one where the hero visits a mysterious land called TERMINA. It just resonates with you somehow. In fact, you love it so much that recently you started a FAN CLUB for said specific tale with your TWO ROOMATES.

Enough standing around, time to DO STUFF.