Dear Diary...
Today I investigated the strange portal that manifested within the Pony Sanctuary. Spanosa was obviously suspicious of my enthusiasm to take upon this mission, though I believe it'd be impossible for me to hide it. I admit, I am very excited at the chance to visit Equestria once again. I have many friends there waiting for me, it's been so long since I've seen them. I pressed the Pony Sanctuary Guardian for answers about this portal. He knew nothing about it's origin, only that it appeared very recently. With a feeling of great promise, I stepped through the portal...
Equestria was just as I remembered. I met up with some old friends, but I could not stay for long. I once again had to leave my friends abruptly, as duty called back in Hubris. For the first time in ages, I no longer have to rely on the abilities of Crash or Mugen to move between universes since the lanes between them were severed. Apparently this portal only links Hubris and Equestria. I wish I could visit the friends I made in Hyrule, though I guess that must wait for later.
As directed by Spanosa, I will continue to write down my findings of this strange portal so that we may better understand it. I will jot down my discoveries in a different set of notes for Spanosa. Oh yes, I also wrote another fanfiction. This one takes quite the saucy turn, when Twilight Sp-
The rest of Zelenal's Diary is burnt and covered in an orange glow, presumably Solar Excrement.