Weenie-Licked | Meat Ouchers

JosephOfGlass: "Light BOMB, throw it out the window or, if you don't have one, at the wall where a window would probably be."

Jeffory: "call spencer a nerd and shut your computer off in the most forcible way possible"

ridesthenarwhal: "read the note tacked right above your doorknob!"

Oceanstuck: "squawk out the window like an imbecile"

Dawn Of a New Day: "Confess your love for Chuckles to the red dot."

ADULT_LINK: "ask the red dot for a weenie"

You light the bomb in your room.

There's absolutely no way this could go wrong.

There's no windows in your room because you live in the basement.

You instead just throw the bomb into the corner of your room.

OH GOD HOW CAN BOMBS BE SO EXPLOSIVE

There was a user on Newbris who would make really stupid topics, then call everyone a 'Dingus'.

Pissed that you just ruined your room, you get online and chew out Spencer some more.

You go off on a page long rant on your website, calling him lots of mean things like "nerd" and "dingus".

You think you've one-up'd him, but then you realize the domain name has changed again.

banabramnowplslmao.net.

Abram just can't take these sick burns from a kid.

WHO DOES THIS KID THINK HE IS TRYING TO GET YOU BANNED FROM YOUR OWN CLUB AUUUGH

The name 'Crimson Ship' is a Jadusable reference. Mostly because I wasn't sure where else to put a 'Crimson Ship'.

In a fit of rage, you tear your computer from the wall and throw it into the hole you made with the bomb.

You're starting to think you have anger issues.

Your CRIMSON SHIP is trying to get your attention.

You always thought 'CRIMSON SHIP' was too edgy of a name for a fucking fairy, so you just call him Fred.

I think the name 'Fred' originated from the red dot meme as well.

Fred speaks to you in a Microsoft Sam voice.

"Sir, you have one new message."

"Fred I don't care I'm not in the mood."

"Playing recorded message: 'Abram, this is David. I am ordering you to not partake in anymore of these foolish shenanigans on our website, it-'"

"FRED I DO NOT CARE."

"Sir, you seem to be upset. Begin pacification procedures?"

"Ugh... I just need some breakfast. Do you have any sausage, or weenies or something?"

"I will begin cooking breakfast for you, sir."

The fairy then blasts off through the ceiling of your room straight into the kitchen.

Fucking Fred, man. You didn't even get to confess your feelings to Chuckles to him.

You'll just have to do it later.

Wait... you don't even know a Chuckles.

'Kyle Bristle' is a really stupid name in hindsight, but god damn it I'm gonna stick to it.

Anyway, you decide to head out, when you notice a small sticky note tacked above your doorknob.

You bet this is your roommate's doing, Kyle Bristle. He loves leaving cryptic messages everywhere, and he'd be dumb enough to TACK a STICKY NOTE to something. Anyway, you read it:

ABRAM...

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME

I WISH TO TEST YOUR ABILITIES

IF YOU REALLY ARE A GREAT EXPLORER

THEN PROVE IT BY COMPLETING MY CHALLENGES

JUST BE CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE A

MISTAKE

-KYLE BRISTLE

Yeah okay, he's doing more of this roleplay garbage.

Kyle is a bit younger than you and your other roommate, so you guess this kinda shit is to be expected.

You still think it's creepy that he went into your room while you slept though just to put up this note.