You attempt to draw BEERD BEEKMAN. Surely if he were here to help you in person, you'd have no troubles.
CircleHunter: "Ask your girlfriend what her name is."
Dawn Of a New Day: "Tell your girlfriend her name is now Coc."
Crash10012: "draw beerd with the magic marker"
Jeffory: "draw a waifu for each of your traveling companions. That way they don't have to fight over yours."
An immense light shoots from the picture, then dissipates. You guess this world just isn't ready for Beerd in the flesh. It might never be. Praise be thy Beerd.
Oh yeah. You forgot that you don't even know the name of the girl that you're deeply truly totally in love with. You ask her what it is. She says it's "Rosey"
You think its cute, but it doesn't really fit with the whole 'rough and tough' vibe of your group of rambunctious cronies. You decide to name her 'COC'. It stands for CRONY OF CUTENESS.
Everyone around you groans. You're starting to think that they're getting fed up with your cutesy shenanigans.
To keep everyone happy, you offer to draw waifus for all of them. Well, not Douglas. You don't think you can support all the puppies that will inevitably come from that. Mini Crash declines the offer, looking all pouty. You don't know what her deal is, but you tell her she'd better watch that badittude.
You guess you just can draw Jeffory a wife. You are in the middle of this magnificent portrait, when your ACTUAL MAGIC MARKER finally runs out of ink. Welp. You guess this thing wasn't meant to draw full body pictures of shit. At least not this many.
Jeffory shrugs and takes what he can gets. He makes out with the wall his waifu for a few minutes.