Well this is awkward. Fuck it. You're the leader of these shenanigans, you're the one with the magical pen. If you want to draw a hot country babe, then you're damn well going to. You're sure the rest will warm up to the idea.
Jeffory: "pray to brotherman bill"
Dawn Of a New Day: "Pray to Fuccboi Fill."
Crash10012: "sacrifice girl of your dreams to beerd"
A whooshing sound comes from behind you. On the wall, you see a message you're quite sure wasn't there before, commanding you to summon two Gods. Well, why not. More Gods more better right?
You summon BROTHERMAN BILL who has looks that KILL.
You also summon FUCCBOI FILL who is the opposite of BILL.
These powerful beings seem to be evenly matched, though each flowing with a completely opposite energy source. Surely a little bit of BROTHERMAN BILL resides in all of us.
The two are slowly being attacted to one another, until they collide at high speeds! Light fills the room.
A small orb appears on the floor, the energy of two Gods flowing within. It feels warm to the touch. You add it to your Infinitory.
You briefly consider sacrificing your new gf to BEERD, but... you just can't do it. You're only human. Forgive me, Beerd. She has a cute face.