You pray to Beerd for a new marker.
A man on a couch appears. A man you feel you can trust. Oh wait. It's just the cat fairy guide thing again.
You wake him up.
Jeffory: "tell jeffory his waifu is the shittiest. also pray to beerd for new marker. preferably one of those scented ones. weenie scented. mm."
Cheezus: "I'll give Jeff his waifu. he's a good kid and he deserves it lol"
"GAH, o-oh Paul."
"I need a new marker this one is shit outta ink."
"W...wait what? Oh. You're still in the first dungeon? "
"What have you been using the marker on so much...?"
He's obviously still half asleep.
"Oh.... Oh."
"Okay... Paul did you... did you draw yourself friends?"
"Yeah! A cute girlfriend too," you say proudly.
"Ugh Paul. This is so.... sad."
He rubs his temples, which you don't even know why he's doing it cause he has a cat mask on.
"Okay, look."
"Don't draw anymore living things alright?"
"Uh... but I guess you can't anyways cause you don't have anymore ink right now?"
"So... yeah, nevermind that. But still don't do it anyway even if you could."
"That marker is one of a kind, there's no more like it. I'll work on getting you some more ink."
"It'll take a while, but I'll be back soonish. Just uh... have fun with your new friends in the mean time."
"Oh, and don't forget about that treasure hidden here in the Castle too. Alright. Later."
He quickly disappears. What a freak.
Anyways, it looks like some kind of divine activities are taking place in the room.
The whole place fills with light... it appears that Cheezus has taken sympathy on Jeffory.
Jeffory has been blessed with the HOLY WAIFU.
Oh Cheezus. You divine prankster you.
Jeffory doesn't see it as a prank though, he's eternally grateful.
He thanks Cheezus and sings more praises.