Weenie-Licked | Meat Ouchers

Dawn Of a New Day: "I think we should continue on to the next room."

Soul Limiter: "Check Infinitory."

CircleHunter: "Go to the next room."

chuckles: "use lanky arms to reach back to whatever room chuckles is in and slap him"

ARGdov: "I also think we should move to the next room."

Finally, a bigger inventory screen. The torch is still nowhere to be seen.

You INFINITORY is getting TOO FULL with SHIT so now it has it's own SCREEN.

It currently contains:

Weenees Poster
Bionic Brottknocker
Actual Magic Marker
Hubris History Book
Big Fucking Gun
Salami Slamini
Nut
Spork
Pegasus Doll
No-Lauders Map
Liquid Drama Vial (76%)

But before you go...

Swiggity Swoogity

Zelenal was very active on Oldbris. He was one of the top 3 posters, having over 2000 posts, iirc.

The next room over is... the High Priest's room. This is where the treasure is supposed to be.

I'm not sure if he ever appeared on Newbris or not. If he did, he definitely wasn't as active.

Inside you see tons of RELIGIOUS ARTIFACTS, including BEERD'S FOUR REVELATIONS, the VEIL OF BEERD, and a PERSONAL PHOTO OF ARIESUS. There is also a DIARY that belongs to Zelenal sitting on the table. Next to all that shit is also a large STONE CHEST.