It's a pretty shitty outhouse, even when it comes to outhouse standards. The door on it is locked from the inside, and for some reason you can't pry any of the wood away to get in. If you press your ear up to it, you can hear something that sounds like snoring coming from deep within, but you pass it off as being the wind. You bet a hot country chick lived in this room, what with all the ponies and the outhouse. Man, if only you could have met her. You hope the outhouse was just a souvenir from her home though... and not an actual functioning outhouse.