You don't know any SATANIC RITUALS yet. If you did, you'd totally use one, because that sounds awesome. But you don't. So you are NOT AWESOME.

Wow, what a SHITTY BATHROOM. The handles on the shower are broken off, and the water would pour right into the toilet anyway. Also there is no toilet paper left, but you guess it'd be pointless cause it'd just get all soggy otherwise. You're still enthralled just to have a bathroom though.