Weenie-Licked | Meat Ouchers

Spirkiroid: "Throw vomit covered pony against the wall and enter the bedroom"

Jeffory: "call upon the moon god and space wizard, David Bowie, to relieve your nausea."

Two of my favorite user-submitted commands.

You throw the pony against the wall. It sticks.

This panel actually disturbs me. Paul looks genuinely miserable

You aren't feeling too great. You call upon the great ancient SPACE WIZARD BOWIE to heal you. You have heard tales of his great deeds, and only pray that they are true.

BLESSED BE THE BOWIE.

This is the first and last appearance of Paul's health bar.

Your HEALTH and STATUS are back to normal. Thank you based Bowie.

I gave the Gods powers that would be more interesting. I thought it would be neat to see who or what they would send Paul.

You have just discovered the PRAYER skill. Right now you can summon three powerful beings to aid you: BOWIE for personal health, CHEEZUS for powerful boons, and BEERD for holy messengers.

You can tell I was really running out of space for these rooms - especially when it comes to the bathroom.

[Larger]

You stand in a CRAMPED ROOM. There are more of those pony things all over the floor. In front of you is a large OUTHOUSE, which seems a bit out of place. There is also an actual BATHROOM next to the entrance, which means no more cold pooping into the void. Various papers are littered across the floor with writing on them. You're just happy you got someplace warm to stay.