chuckles: "pray to Beerd and Cheezus for guidance"

You wish you had someone to talk to. It gets lonely being only with weenies all the time. Maybe you were too quick to attack the strange woman from earlier.

You might never get another chance to speak to anyone ever again.

Your mother taught you about the two ancient deities when you were very young. One was named Beerd, the other was called Cheezus. Only foggy, fragmented memories remain of these tales. You wouldn't really call yourself a religious man, though you hardly have much of a choice at this point. You call upon Beerd's guidance. WWBD?

Crash's hat suddenly starts floating up, up, and out the window. Wut. You don't think this is Beerd's doing... but-

...ok. A strange, suspicious looking man appears in the window. There is an aura of smugness about him.

The MESSENGER OF BEERD has granted you a KEY. He then disappears, just as mysteriously as he entered. PRAISE BEERD.