You try the number '14085' but hear nothing coming out. You talk into it.

"H-hello, hello.... hello? Uh, is anyone there? If you can hear me please send a message to the lobby, my elevator door won't work and I'm locked out of my room. Also is your stairwell fucked up too? I mean I dunno how it wouldn't be, theoretically I'm below you so there's no way it'd be supported if mine is all gone. So yours HAS to be gone, right? And what the fuck is up with that, am I right? What if there is a fire? This place kinda sucks huh. Ehhheheheh don't tell them I said that though. So what do you even do up on the 14085th floor? All I do is put weenies on buns. Are you adding lasers and nuclear components to them? I mean there are only so many steps to making a hotdog."

You talk into the phone for about 10 minutes. Yeah, there's no way anyone is listening.