Yellow Beast: "Hey calm down :< We're not gonna hurt you"

Amy: "I won't fall for your lies, you terrorist beasts"

White Beast: "Hey now... we're not beasts, y'know."

Yellow Beast: "We're not terrorists either!"

White Beast: ("Well I guess technically we kinda are...")

Yellow Beast: ("Shoosh.")

Amy: "Then explain all this anti-my-mom stuff! And the harsh veggie-shaming rhetoric!"

Orange Beast: "YOU'RE the one who should do the explaining, what have you all done with everyone?"

Amy: "What??"

Yellow Beast: "HEY"

Yellow Beast: "One thing at a time"

Orange Beast: "Sorry Boss..."

Amy: "Wait... the tiny yellow beast is your boss?"

Amy: "I thought it would be angry white beast over here..."

White Beast: "We have names..."

Amy: "I can't believe I'm arguing with a bunch of animals..."

White Beast: "OI. We're not animals either. We're pokemon."

Orange Beast: "Maybe we should just introduce ourselves...?"

Yellow Beast: "Oh, good idea."

Amy: "O-oh... okay. So, the grumpy beast is Sengi...?"

Sengi: "I'm not THAT grumpy, I just-"

Amy: "Y-you killed my beet..."

Pichu: "He killed your what?"

Amy: "My special beet... he sliced it right in two."

Pichu: "D: He did?"

Sengi: "What!? No, I-"

Archery: "It's true, I saw it with my own two eyes."

Pichu: ":c Sengi why"

Sengi: "She was attacking me with it!"

Amy: "RIP, my beet..."

Sengi: "Sigh..."

Amy: "So, you're a team of terrorist beas- err... pokemon?"

Pichu: "We're not terrorists, we're freedom fighters!"

Sengi: "I have a feeling a lot of... sensative information is about to be thrown around."

Archery: "Yeah... maybe we should find a better way to do this?"

Pichu: "Hmm..."

Pichu: "Oki, how about we just take turns asking our questions?"

Pichu: "And everyone has to tell the truth!"

Amy: "Sure..."

Pichu: "You can go first."

Amy: "Alright... what are you all doing here?"

Sengi: "Oh boy... that one's gonna take some explaining."

Pichu: "We're here to save our friends."

Pichu: "See, we aren't actually from here... we only arrived about a month ago."

Amy: "A month ago... so you're a part of that large group of refugees that we took in?"

Pichu: "Yes, we all came together."

Amy: "I've never been able to get a straight answer... where did you all come from? My mom says everyone else was wiped out during THE WAR."

Sengi: ("So much for taking turns...")

Archery: "Well, you see... we're not from here. We're from a different universe."

Amy: "Uh-huh..."

Pichu: "You don't believe us? :c"

Amy: "Different universe??"

Sengi: "Yeah, what so hard to believe about that?"

Amy: "Only the fact that it's an entirely different univerese!"

Pichu: "You've never been to another universe before? D:"

Amy: "...I thought you were going to answer truthfully."

Sengi: "We are. Surely you remember the other refugees from our universe talking about it - it was named Hubris."

Amy: "Yes... I do remember hearing the name... they quickly stopped talking about it, though..."

Pichu: "Yeah... I'll explain that in a bit."

Pichu: "We lived happily in Hubris, everything was good... until one day."

Pichu: "The whole world was cursed with a never-ending night, and a big Blue Moon appeared in the sky."

Archery: "We panicked, fearing an ancient demon had broken loose from his prison."

Archery: "The once peaceful creatures that inhabited our land began taking on monstrous forms, we had no choice but to flee."

Sengi: "And so, we were left with one choice..."

Sengi: "We had to turn to him for help."

Amy: "Him?"

Archery: "A man from Hubris named Mugen. He had a device that could transport us between universes."

Amy: "Oh... so he's like your hero?"

Sengi: "Feh..."

Archery: "Well in this case, I suppose so. He's not exactly the... hero type, really."

Sengi: "ANYWAY"

Sengi: "We were taken in by VG-Inc. They were... well, I guess I mean your mom was kind enough to let us settle here for a while."

Archery: "But that's when things went south..."

Pichu: "We noticed our friends started acting weird... they couldn't remember Hubris anymore, and started craving veggies all the time."

Sengi: "You remember, right? When we all first moved here we treated the 'Great Fungi Praising' as a joke."

Amy: "Yeah... Mom was pretty mad about that."

Sengi: "Isn't it strange how right around the same time our friends began forgetting about Hubris they suddenly got really into the fungi praising?"

Pichu: "And became obsessed with veggies?"

Amy: "..."

Archery: "We believe some sort of toxins are being spread throughout the residential quarters at night... that's why it never affected us - we were setting up this place as our base while we were supposed to be sleeping... heh..."

Amy: "And... no one else remembers Hubris?"

Sengi: "Starting to believe us, eh? :v"

Amy: "I never said that."

Sengi: "Anyways, no. There's one other group like us working to free the our friends from the clutches of that phallic fungi."

Archery: "They're on the lowest floor doing who knows what."

Amy: "Alright, well... I'm not sure how much of that is true..."

Amy: "But I suppose I should hold up my side of the deal as well. You can ask me anything."

Pichu: "Hmm... what's your story?"

Amy: "What?"

Pichu: "Like growing up?"

Amy: "Oh..."

Amy: "I was born on my mother's farm."

Amy: "It was land that had been in my family for years."

Amy: "My mom worked on that farm, as had my mom's mom."

Amy: "Every day we would work out in the fields."

Amy: "If there's one thing I don't miss about being outside anymore, it's definitely the sun."

Amy: "Mom values hard work... everything had to be perfect. She was always very strict about that."

Amy: "Every seed, every row of crops... it was very meticulous work."

Amy: "But of course, we wouldn't always be able to farm in peace."

Amy: "As you know- or... apparently don't know, tensions between us and the Meat Lovers were rising."

Amy: "They were barbarous."

Sengi: "Wait... a war between vegetarians and meat eaters? And you say WE'RE farfetch'd..."

Amy: "Hey, what's so weird about it?"

Sengi: "Why would anyone have a war over what food they prefer eating?"

Amy: "It wasn't just about that..."

Amy: "I would have happily scarfed down some meat as a kid... things weren't always well on the farm."

Amy: "Long droughts and famines left us without food pretty often."

Amy: "But then... I'd look around at our animals, and ask mom, 'Why can't we eat the meat?'"

Amy: "And mom at me very angrily and say, 'The second you take a bite of that meat, they win,'"

Sengi: "...really?"

Amy: "It's not about the food... or at least, that's what mom always said."

Amy: "She says it has something to do with your ideals."

Amy: "My father wasn't like that, though."

Amy: "He worked on the farm too, but I liked working with him."

Amy: "He wasn't strict, and he would goof off with me when mom wasn't around."

Amy: "But then THE WAR broke out."

Amy: "He was drafted..."

Amy: "...and never came back."

Archery: "Oh..."

Amy: "But, it's ok. It was a very long time ago."

Amy: "Besides..."

Amy: "He left this for me."

Sengi: "A pendant?"

Pichu: "Ooh"

Amy: "Yes, I love it... He knew I loved the moon."

Amy: "But... yes, after that..."

Amy: "Many people came to work on our farm."

Amy: "People were looking for jobs, and we had so much land..."

Amy: "I think we became so popular because nearly every other patch of farmland had become a battlezone, or the owners had been drafted."

Amy: "Our fortunes skyrocketed, and over the years mom was able to transform our farming business into a thriving company."

Amy: "We didn't do it all alone. The government actually took interest in us as well, helping fund us, as we were the last remaining bulk of farmland left."

Amy: "Though... the war kept getting worse."

Amy: "Every day I would wake up and see the black smoke closer than it was the night before."

Amy: "Eventually mom decided it was too dangerous for us to be out in the fields."

Amy: "So she had us take residence in one of VG-Inc's main projects - this very bunker."

Amy: "It was a good call on my mom's part, because the very next day was when the bombs fell."

Amy: "And ever since then... it's been completely quiet on the outside."

Amy: "That is, until you all showed up."

Sengi: "..."

Archery: "...I guess we both have some histories that are hard to swallow."

Amy: "Heh, I guess so."

Pichu: "Oh right, it's your turn again. Anything you want to ask?"