Oceanstuck: "FLICK ALL LES MAGIC BEANS LIKE A MADMAN"

Sengi: "Keep listening in,that way you can alert the GREAT PATRIARCH your mom of a conspiracy"

JosephOfGlass: "Go back. Get the broken TV."

JosephOfGlass: "Slam it onto one of their heads, screaming 'AMERICA FOREVER. FUCK YOU TERRORISTS! CAPITALISMMMMMMMMMMMM!'"

ADULT_LINK: "Beat them with my Beet while screaming MEET MY BEET, BEAT BY BEET."

You get up a bit closer and try to listen in on what they're talking about.

White Beast: "We've got to blow this thing soon. They're on the verge of finding us."

Orange Beast: "But... we still need confirmation from the others. It'd be foolish to act without them."

White Beast: "Feh, those clowns? What have they even done for us? For all we know they could be mushroom zombies by this point."

Orange Beast: "That's a little... harsh."

White Beast: "Honestly I'd say it'd be an improvement. :v"

THEY'RE IN CAHOOTS WITH ANOTHER GROUP?

AND THEY'RE PLANNING ON BLOWING SOMETHING UP?

YOU MUST ACT.

NOW.

A M E R I C A

DIE COMMIE SCUM

Actually, you think a stealthy approach might be a bit more effective.

White Beast: "Harsh? If anything I'm being easy o-PWEH"

White Beast: "..."

White Beast: "EEEAUUUUUUGH MY FACE"

You're not done yet...

SLINGSHOTx2 COMBO TIME

Orange Beast: "Uh. You alright there?"

White Beast: "EEEEAAAUUUUUUUUG-MMMMPHH"

Orange Beast: "WHERE ARE THESE BEANS COMING FROM?"

Orange Beast: "TREES ARE TAKING OVER OUR BASE!"

Orange Beast: "What a bother."

"WHAT THESE THINGS CAN BREATHE FIRE?"

All of your plants and beans are being turned to ash!

"WHAT KIND OF BEASTS ARE THESE?"

If your beans are useless, you'll just have to turn to some close range combat...

White Beast: "You... think you can take us down with a vegetable?"

White Beast: "Is that the best weaponry the Princess has?"

You'll show him.

TIME FOR A GOOD OL' FASHIONED BEET DOWN.

"MEET MY BEET. BEAT BY B-"

...the white beast slashes through your vegetable effortlessly.

R I P

THIS MONSTER WILL PAY FOR SUCH A VILE SIN. YOU'RE GOING TO- wait fuck

He's already at your throat and you have no useful weapons.

White Beast: "Now... how did you find out about us?"

"I'm not telling you terrorists anything!"

???: "WAIT!"

The door behind you two opens up.

A small figure stands below.

???: "We're NOT terrorists. :<"