ridesthenarwhal: "rip the poster off the wall and make a paper airplane to throw up the ex-stairs"
You consider jumping the gap just to screw over Kyle's shitty game, but there's no way in hell you could make that jump.
For some reason you feel like a handsome-looking God is trying to help you make the jump, but said God doesn't exist yet and therefore cannot grant you any boons!
Right, this shitty thing. Kyle is a total fucking weeb, he's addicted to the 'animes'.
He likes to constantly shout this phrase, "WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?".
Apparently it's from something called Gerudo Lawnmower or something to that effect.
Kyle can take his crappy anime and shove it.
You form the poster into a paper airplane, and HOLY SHIT LOOK AT IT GO ITS
...falling into the abyss.
Man, that hole's deep. Kyle must have spent a fortune to get enough Powder Kegs to make this thing.
What a waste.