Jeffory: "call adult link a big dumb"

Jeffory: "then plug your computer back in, log onto Skype, and remind Jeff that his Waifu is the shittiest"

Dawn Of a New Day: "Go upstairs."

chuckles: "BEAT MY MEAT"

ADULT_LINK: "NO. BEAT MY MEAT"

Oceanstuck: "beat mine too while youre at it"

Jeffory: "why not just beat everyone's meat at that point"

CircleHunter: "Yeah, it's been a while since I've had a meatage beatage. Me too."

You don't know SHIT about beating meat. Well, for the most part.

You don't know a Oceanstuck, you don't know a Adult_Link, you don't know a Jeffory, you don't know a CircleHunter, and you ESPECIALLY don't know a fucking CHUCKLES.

You must be going crazy.

[Larger]

You step outside into the BASEMENT HALLWAY.

Down the hallway infront of you is KYLE'S ROOM, next to it is the BATHROOM.

Welp, time to go upst- where's the fucking stairs.

Kyle, that little shit. He blew up the stairs.

Who the fuck even blows up a staircase.

You see that he also installed a HOOKSHOT TARGET above the BASEMENT EXIT.

Fine. You'll play his shitty game. Then you'll leave the CHEST full of SHIT in his room.

Fucking kids you swear.