What a bunch of cocks. For saving their world, they're being pretty ungrateful towards you. Why should you save this world? Everyone has been very rude to you, and you know literally nothing about it.
chuckles: "ask what happened to the land of Within Hubris"
Dawn Of a New Day: "Before you ask them, tell them all you beat the piss out of Moogen and stole his jacket."
Jeffory: "boop weenies with your new compatriots."
"ENOUGH," you yell.
"I've HAD IT WITH THIS NONSENSE. I love nonsense. But this is ridiculous. I've worked my ass off today, fighting weird beasts, wandering a freezing cold castle, and beating up nerds in black coats! It's time I got a little respect around here. I want to know why I'M the one doing all this for you guys."
"Wait did you beat the shit out of mugen?"
Their eyes light up.
"Yeah. I showed him who's the fucking boss around here,"
They're both looking at you in awe, and suddenly start falling for you.
"Okay"
"Anyone who physically assaults mugen is ok in my book"
"Look will you at least tell me a bit about this place?"
"Alright"
"I don't know much because I've been trapped in a castle for a long time"
"But I know how this shithole got started"
"Long ago there was an evil ghost thing named BEN"
"This thing was going to destroy the entire universe and all the other ones too"
"Everyone in this universe had been fighting against it for as long as we can remember"
"Our fight had been led by some scrub named Jadusable"
"Everyone hated him but he's the one that brought us all together in the first place"
"He founded this empire as a final place to finish the fight with BEN"
"Before BEN could be killed tho, Jad left"
"Everyone was confused and pissed cause weve been fighting the fucker for ages"
"Despite that tho theres been like no attacks from BEN since jad left"
"Most think hes sealed deep within the planet or something"
"Without purpose people slowly started to leave"
"The thoughtful theorizing and planning was replaced with ponies and bullshit"
"Youd think that without a huge evil ghost man people would be happy"
"But who knows maybe we need BEN then"
"The monsters and constant night outside though, thats new"
"This whole place is slowly dying, and not just cause people left"
"People thought BEN was escaping, so they jumped ship"
"They scattered across different universes, most of them going to yours"
"Why youre the one that has to fix our shit? I dunno bad luck I guess"
Its a lot to take in. Weird ghosts and shit. You think its a bit much for you to handle.
You talk about other shit for a while, also while bumping weenies. It's nice to finally have some company. Thats not a fairy thing or a dog.