Weenie-Licked | Meat Ouchers

Dawn Of a New Day: "Examine all four offices."

Crash10012: "bust a nut on the blobfish statue"

chuckles: "Tell crash her waifu a shit."

Crash10012: "create chuckles with the magic pen and tell him his waifu is shittier"

Jeffory: "draw jeff and have the entire party tell him how shit his waifu is"

I think this walnut randomly changes into a deku nut later on.

You pick up a nut off the ground out from underneath one of the courtyard trees.

This was the first 'big' update, since Paul had a lot of rooms to check at once, AND characters to meet.

You smash the nut against the statue of BLOBFISH until the shell busts. The new, tasty, de-shelled nut is added to your infinitory.

There are quite a few new rooms to explore. You guess you'd better check them all.

I never met Niv-Mizzet, and really don't know anything about them outside of their WH Empire title.

Above the first door is a label that reads 'NIV-MIZZET - SPACE MARINES'. Huh, you didn't know this old Empire had a space marine department.

I just threw some Doom and Warhammer shit in there, I dunno.

Inside is an old room. From the looks of it, this place was abandoned even before the whole kingdom went to shit. There are a few LARGE GUNS lying around, and a monitor showing a live feed of the exoatmosphere. You guess there used to be some kind of fleet or station there, but it's long gone now.

Wow hey there who's this handsome fellow.

The next door is labeled 'WOLFCAT - PONY REGULATIONS'. Goddamn, more fucking ponies.

All I needed was a fridge and a bed, honestly.

This room has a large pile of plushies against the wall, and a map of part of the Empire. It is labeled "PONY SANCTUARY". Apparently ponies played a large cultural role in this society, for whatever reason.

The next room is labeled 'KIDPICHU - COVERT OP'. You guess this room belonged to some kind of secret agent or something. There must be a shitload of awesome gadgets inside.

There's a LSC poster hanging on the wall - a group both Me and Pichu were a part of.

Inside are... even more ponies and plushies. You don't know what you expected. You guess you'll just have to accept that your life from now on will be full of these cursed ponies now that you're associated with this freakish universe.

The last door is labeled 'CHUCKLES - ROYAL GUARD'. Okay, there's GOT to be some kind of useful things in here.

I believe Chuckles' avatar on WH at the time was some sort of fish with a tophat, so that's why he's wearing it here.

Inside is a strange, shivering man surrounded by muscly plushies and cardboard cutouts. He yelps when he sees you.

His clothes are a reference to an old shitty WHEmpire drawing I did, in which they royal guard wore tunics like Link did.

IT IS NONE OTHER THAN CHUCKLES. He seems to be in a state of insanity. Or maybe not. It's honestly hard to tell. The poor guy must have had it tough trying to survive in this decrepit castle, surrounded by beasts. You try to calm him.

"Uh, hey... what is up, bro?" you say. You never were good at talking.

"goddamn, weenieboy," he spits.

Mini-Crash speaks up. "Ftw, uoy taht si selkcuhc,"

"UGH"

Despite seeing Chuckles on WH all the time, I don't really know the guy personally. He seems like a cool dude, though.

"WHAT ARE YOU"

"ELDRICH ABOMINATION ROBO MINI CRASH OR SOMETHING?"

"Adnik, aey"

"that's fucked up. you fucked up weenie boy. though honestly I'd say it's an improvement over the original."

"Whyd you remake crash."

"I was lonely :c," you say.

"wait"

"is Crash your waifu."

"What's a waifu"

"I just smacked her with my big weenie after she came in my room"

"christ"

"your waifu sucks man"

"waifus are what make the world go round"

"they show one's inner desires and bring out your true self"

"Crash's waifu sucks tho"

"the same holds tru for weird tiny crash"

It always seemed like whenever there was shitposting on WH, it was always by either Crash or Chuckles.

"Uoy si. Ufiaw ykcus eht htiw eno eht,"

You are still so very confused.

"hey guys whats up, i heard an explosion and lol i didn't know anyone else was here."

Jeffory's avatar on WH at the time was John Egbert from Homestuck, so he basically looks like a long haired John here.

"fuck off jeff you have the shittiest taste out of all of us"

"Oaml ffej ffo kcuf haey,"

Jeffory ended up being one of my favorite characters by the end.

The debate seems to last for hours.