Jeffory: "use your weenie to break the window"

CircleHunter: "Ask Mini-Crash which weenie you should break said window with."

You consult Mini-Crash on what weenie you should choose to knock down the window.

"Hcnup a etiuq skcap htiw em tih uoy eno eht, llew," she says, full of sass.

Damn mini-crash and her damn grudges.

You apologize halfheartedly, and try the Salami Slamini on the window.

This window must be made of diamonds or some shit, cause even the Salami Slamini won't bring it down. You try everything in your posession, the Brottknocker, the Meater Sword, and even the spork. This window is never, ever, ever coming down. Maybe.