Jeffory: "beat your meat to the image of emperor span. also wonder where the fuck that deer went"

You beat your weenie against the window while looking at the statue for a while. It is very therapeutic.

Also, you are quite sure you've never seen a deer here in your life. Though old traces and clues around the statue look like an ancient battle took place here between the Emperor and one. If only you were around to witness such a battle.