Weenie-Licked | Meat Ouchers

Crash10012: "crawl into box of weenies"

Paul climbing into boxes was going to become an on-going joke. Unfortunately, it never bloomed too far.

You crawl into a weenie box. You know this is a habit of yours, but it's hard to break an addiction.

I'll be honest, I have absolutely no idea who Cheezus is. Only that he is quite handsome.

Just then, a face appears in the moonlight, as a warmness washes over you. You still haven't received your boon from Cheezus yet!

The Brottknocker is basically a more balanced Key to the ARG. I had Paul immediately put it away so that Dawn wouldn't throw it out the window as well.

Cheezus grants you the BIONIC BROTTKNOCKER. If you knock this item on the door of a residence of someone who is a weenie, then that door will magically open up! It was rumored to be used during the GREAT WEENIE PURGES after the HOLY WARS, to seek out the SHAVEN ONES and their PRISSY WAYS.

You immediately add it to your INFINITORY.