Your REAL dad wasn't creepy at all. He was really nice, and gave great advice and... huh. You can't really remember that much about him. Not even his face.

He died a long time ago during THE WAR.

The giant veegees poster isn't your's. There's one in each room. It's meant to remind everyone that THEY. LOVE. VEGGIES. It's also got a drawing of your mother's face on it. As a minor act of rebellion, you covered it slightly with one of your own posters. Your move, mom.

Your posters are just of some films you used to like, and an anime. I-i's not like you want to be a magical girl or anything. You just think moons are cool, okay?? Oh. And there's the giant framed painting. That was actually given to you by the GRAND PATRIARCH. Kind of a weird gift, you don't even remember telling him you liked moon stuff. He said the painting was named "Moon Goddess's Lament".

Oh, right! You almost forgot to practice today.

You open the box next to your bed to find...

...your prized BEANZOOKA.

Okay, it's actually not a bazooka, but you made this slingshot YOURSELF, so you can name it whatever you want. With this bad boy, you can FLING STUFF AT PEOPLE.

It doesn't have a very high attack, but it can use a VARIETY OF AMMO. Right now you can only FLICK BEANS though.

"Hehehehe. It's BEAN far too long since I've given some PEAon a BLACK EYE with this sucker. I need to rectify that PINTO."

...yeah. You need to work on your pun-game.

This mask was yet another gift from the GRAND PATRIARCH.

He was very eager to give it to you. It's been hanging on your wall for like two years or something.

You've never really tried it on before.

Might as well.

What could possibly go wrong?

As soon as you put the mask on, you awake in a completely different room. The mask is nowhere to be seen.