GreyouTT: "Gaze into the majesty that is lake hylia, Look deep into its blue wonder."
CircleHunter: "Fulfill the prophecy set by Cheezus and construct an eyepatch from leaves and grass."
You look out across Lake Hylia. Man, you could just stare at it all day. But you won't, because that'd be stupid. It looks like some heavy clouds are rolling in. Gonna be stormy tonight. Despite that though, everything DOES seem a bit more... colorful.
It must be your imagination. Or the drugs.
Oh. Speaking of drugs.
There. Now you always have a heartly supply of drugs on hand. Or should you say...
in hand.
You're almost ready to set out, just one last thing...
YEEEEEAH.
Now you're ready.
This shitty KICKASS EYEPATCH will be sure to intimidate any foes you encounter.
You begin your trek through the woods. All you can hear are your own footsteps and the gradual rustle of the trees, blowing in the cool breeze.
Right, this place.
On the way to the dungeon, you came across this large facility. It must be some kind of quarry or something. They got some expensive looking gear there, most noticeably a giant TRANSMUTATRON 2000 right in the center. They must be doing some heavy duty crafting there.
You gotta say, you're a bit jealous of all that machinery. Transmutatrons are useful as all get-out.
And you're finally here.
This dungeon has somehow gone untouched for thousands of years. You guess you were the only one to ever guess the PASSWORD to open the doors. And now, you must speak that password once more.
Which is...