Ugh. Future child?
The idea of having a child still repulses you.
You got your hands full with Kyle already.
Cheezus: "I give you a magic eyepatch so you look more like big boss"
Dawn Of a New Day: "Cut through that shit with your knife buddy."
Jeffory: "using your fairy dictate a letter to your future son"
Oceanstuck: "uhh all father references aside uhh transform one of your fingers into a lock picking device"
Still refusing to play his games, you discover that your new robotic hand has a build in LOCKPICK feature in the pinkie.
A few goes, and CLICK.
The FRONT DOOR is now unlocked.
Time to finally START YOUR ADVENTURE!
You ask FRED the RED DOT to play some EPIC ADVENTURING MUSIC.
Fred has a radio feature. It's pretty handy sometimes, but like most things, Fred finds a way to fuck it up.
You switch the radio to channel 2243.
"I'M ROLLING THROUGH YOUR HOOD ANYBODY CAN FIND ME
YOU CAN HEAR ME FROM THE NEXT BLOCK
WHEN I'M ON THE NEXT-"
Nah. You switch the radio to channel 4123
"WHEN I LOVED MY TRACTO-"
No. You try channel 1937.
Up va reb gue iec buvrx up va.
Up va yivrs be iec.
Ne reb lp qeeypn, Knfprbctpta.
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UGH. Must be some kind of shitty new-age dubstep garbage.
Or it's some kind of number's station.
Those always freaked you out a little.
You just decide to go without music for now.