ASIDE - CRASH

"....yeah. I'm here."

"....I'm fine. He got me good. He's got a nice arm."

"....I just might with that attitude."

"....You're the cockier cock."

"....No, his Bum Resistance was too high. This form had no effect on him."

"....Yeah, at least we found our guy."

"....Hold on, I gotta get my hat."

"....Fuck you, it's an awesome hat."

"....No, Paul knocked it off of me with his weenie. It should be coming back soon."

"Ugh."

"....It's just another one of those robots."

"....No, it just... it looks like it's talking on the intercom"

The robot lets out a loud mechanical "BEEP" into the intercom on the wall.

"Nevermind, it's still just being a dumbshit robot."

"....Yeah, I didn't want Mugen to get him first either, but it looks like that's how the cookie crumbles."

"....Either way he's going to Hubris. Mugen will probably just train him to be a weeb."

"....Yeah it sucks."

"Anyway here's my hat."

"When I get to not feeling like shit, I'll teleport Paul here, give him a briefing, ect."

"....Yeah alright, later."