END OF ACT 1 - CHARACTER ASIDES UNLOCKED

At the end of each act, character asides are unlocked.

These show various characters on own journeys through Hubris and beyond, and what is happening behind Paul's back. They will not always take place at the same point in the timeline as the main story.

ASIDE - JEFFORY

"Welp... there he goes. Badass pony slayer."

"No doubt that he's our hero now, huh. You see how he handled that thing?"

"Pure skill."

"Hey, he's not the only one. If it weren't for me, you anuses would have been toasted."

"Man lay off, Crash. He just suplexed a giant fucking robot! As Pauls official sidekick, I'm pretty sure I get the honor of declaring when he's being a badass."

"Okay, first off, it's MINI CRASH. I'm NOT Crash. Secondly, you don't get to call yourself his sidekick if you can't even chip in during a fight, alright?"

"Well, I mean... what am I supposed to do? Throw Zel's plastic sword at it?"

"Just chill Cr- uh, Mini Crash. It's a job well done either way, right?"

"Ugh fine. Look sorry, I'm just so outta energy after erecting that barrier. I think maybe- h-hey Douglas what are you...?"

"HEY. NO. BAD DOG. LET GO OF MY HAT."

"NO. FFF- STOP YOU SHIT."