Weenie-Licked | Meat Ouchers

Oceanstuck: "whered that asshole pony even go anyway"

Dawn Of a New Day: "I think it's counting down until we all die. Fun."

Jeffory: "be in cahoots with Jeff to start some hardcore sun praising (Ie, get dawn to smack that shit out of the sky)"

By solving these puzzles, users would also unlock extra story content.

You're off to find Jeffory to explain those mysterious numbers.

This would be similar to the asides at the end of Acts.

Players could also unlock extra story 'lore', like journal entires.

"JEFFORY," you yell.

"Oh, there you are Paul."

"Hey, I found some weird numbers and... uh, what are you doing out here?"

"Watching the clouds. They're all parted up in the sky, it's freaky."

"Yeah, that must've been where that cyber pony thing flew up into space."

He looks at you with a stone cold stare.

"It.... what?"

"It flew into space. I scared it so bad with my skills."

"...P-Paul, no, this is bad."

None of this ever really got off the ground.

"I might not know everything about ponies, but I do know that the one this robot is based off of has a special ability."

"I-it could fly, and while flying, once it reached a certain speed, it'd do something called a Sonic Rainboom."

"Well Jeff, that's just about the gayest thing I've ever heard of."

"No dude think like a Sonic Boom, but a visual explosion, spreading across an entire country. Now think that on a scale 10x bigger caused by a giant robot trying to divebomb you and kill you."

"Oh. Well... uh,"

But I thought it was a good fit for a comic based around an ARG.

"Look! It's flying pretty close to Dawn right now, let's ask him to smack that asshole out of the sky!"

However, just like in Jad's ARG, making the wrong move would cause trouble.

You both begin shouting and praying into the heavens for Dawn to smack the pone.

Like, a powerful item falling into the wrong hands.

"Wut."

"That pony?"

"Alright I'll smack it."

"Here I go."

"Fuck."

The pony outmaneuvered the sun.