Yeah this painting got fucking wrecked. The gash goes straight through the ocean depicted on the painting. You don't think you have the talent to fix this kind of thing. No one might anymore, this painting looks ancient.
Oceanstuck: "try in vain to fix beerds portrait"
Dawn Of a New Day: "Inspect the new gash in the picture."
Looking closer, you see some carvings that were beneath the surface of the painting. It looks like a 1, 4, and a 7, and the word 'WATCHING' down below.
"That's a fukkin weird signature for an artist," you think.