Mugen Kagemaru: "say "hi wats ur naem""

Dawn Of a New Day: ""You aren't the hardest pony I've ever seen.""

Jeffory: get jeffory to start the music. It's Battle Time!"

chuckles: "use pony toss to suplex the metal pony into oblivion."

chuckles: "also pray to Beerd to lend you some of his strength to help destroy this giant abomination."

Crash10012: "pray for an army of angry bees!!!!!!!"

Oceanstuck: "get the bfg. unload dakka"

P: "Uh, hello...? What's your name?" you ask.

RD: "GREETINGS USER "PAUL RUDD". I AM ROBO-DASH MKII, NATIONAL DEFENSE UNIT."

P: "Oh, s-so you're not going to kill us?"

RD: "NEGATIVE. SUBJECT STATUS CIVILIAN. TARGET STATUS FALSE."

You look back at the other guys and give them a thumbs up, they think you're a dork.

The robot suddenly shakes back and forth violently.

RD: "CRITICAL ERROR. SUBJECT "MAJORA" DISPLACED. ADMIN RETRIEVAL SYSTEM UNINITIATED. BEGINNING MASK SWEEP."

P: "Mask? Oh, you must mean this mask!"

You show off the fancy mask to the giant robotic equine.

It's eyes glow dark red.

"MASK IN POSSESSION OF UNAUTHORIZED SUBJECT CLASS: CIVILIAN."

RD: "PAUL RUDD, PLACE THE MASK ON THE GROUND AND TAKE TEN STEPS BACK WITHIN 60 SECONDS OR BE PURGED."

P: "What? No! I was sent to get this mask by a God! Well, actually by an agent of a God. Anyways, this is holy business here!"

RD: "60."

P: "Listen man, I'm trying to save your stupid kingdom! This mask is vital! I guess... I dunno, I think it kinda smells, is it reallly that special?"

RD: "50."

P: "But look, you're pretty cool alright, definitely the coolest pony thing I've seen since I've gotten here, so I'm willing to spare you from my amazing combat skills. Just let me leave with the mask, and you'll live to neigh another day. Robo neigh? Neigh beep?"

RD: "30."

MC: "PAUL STOP BEING RETARDED AND GIVE IT THE MASK." Mini-Crash yells.

J: "Yeaaah, it looks pretty serious dude."

P: "No, alright? I didn't trip into another universe and get tasked with all this heavy stuff just to give up at the very end! No way am I gonna give this thing to some dumbass robot!"

RD: "10."

P: "COME AND HAVE A GO, PONY-BOY, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!"

You raise your arm, the holy energy of Lanky Kong flows through you.

MC: "PAUL."

P: "I guess I ought to warn you, you ain't the hardest pony I've seen."

RD: "ZERO."

Douglas jumps in front of you protectively.

MC: "Nnnnh, Paul you dumb shit."

P: "W-whoa what."

J: "M-mini-Crash what did you do?"

MC: "Mngh, I created a magic barrier, what does it look like!? I'm a witch, I can do those types of things!"

You can feel the heat from the enormous flames outside.

MC: "Look, I c-can't keep this up forever, think of something!"

You pray to Beerd. You don't think there's ever been a more appropriate time.

Beerd sends your guide down.

G: "Oh hey Paul what's up?"

G: "EAUGH WHAT IS THAT THING."

G: "Ahahahhaa okay Paul g-good luck with this I know you can do it."

The little fucker gives you a pat on the back and disappears. You want a refund on a guide.

ROBO-DASH is POKING AT your magical barrier!

It's time to get SERIOUS.

You pray for an ARMY OF BEES. CHEEZUS grants you a canister of ARMED BEE-TTALION. Open it up, and an ARMY OF BEES will assist you.

But for now, you think a more direct approach is needed. You whip out your BFG and start FIRING AWAY through the magical barrier at the ENEMYS.

YEEEES.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- those bullets aren't doing shit are the- nope.

The bullets are useless against the ROBO-DASH.

You're beginning to feel like this is the perfect time to panic.