You PRAY TO LANKY KONG to EXTEND YOUR ARMS so that you can SEARCH FOR SALVAGED DILDOS in the CASTLE'S FURNACE.
chuckles: "use lanky's powers and reach in to see if you can salvage any dildos"
Dawn Of a New Day: "Light the other dynamite, and put it in the hole. What kind of fuckhead burns dildos?"
Alas, there are NO DILDOS. There is only ash. Useless dirt, yearning for what could have been.
Enraged, you light the last dynamite and throw it in the furnace. That will show them...
The ground shakes again, as fire spews up from underneath. "Ehhehhehheheh", you say.
Douglas and Mini-Crash are very confused.