Weenie-Licked | Meat Ouchers

ADULT_LINK: "DRAW THE MASTER SWORD BUT MADE OF MEAT AS A WEAPON."

I tried really hard to make the name of this sword a pun.

You draw a mighty weapon on the wall to take care of these beasts...

Like, Meater Sword or something. Nothing really stuck, though.

BEHOLD. The MASTER SWORD. Sorta. Since the STEAKS are getting higher, you put the SALAMI SLAMINI in your INFINITORY and equip this new MASTER SWORD, to RIB the monsters a NEW ONE. You can feel the noble knight's LOIN HEART stirring deep within.

These stats amount to absolutely nothing.

The new weapon boosts your attack up to 53, and your holiness by 102.