You think it'd be funny to draw a silly looking monkey on the wall. You do so, but it begins to glow...
chuckles: "draw Lanky Kong with magic marker"
The glowing intensifies, until it is too much to handle. A figure is coming out of the wall...
The figure... disappears. You feel a strange power surging inside you, though...
LANKY KONG has been added to your GOD REPERTOIRE. When you pray to him, HE may EXTEND YOUR ARMS and allow you to do HANDSTANDS.