Spirkiroid: "DOUGLAS"

ADULT_LINK: "HANK DOUGLAS"

Crash10012: "big hank douglas"

CircleHunter: "Big Hank Douglas IV"

ridesthenarwhal: "Lord Big Hank Douglas IV"

chuckles: "Pray to Based God Lil B"

It's LORD BIG HANK DOUGLAS IV, your closest companion!

He immediately takes to you. Wagging ensues.

You then pray to BASED GOD LIL B, unlocking a new god to pray to. This GOD makes you look AWESOME and blesses you with, as they say, 'SWAG'. With a tip of your hat, you immediately feel more confident in your endeavors.