Weenie-Licked | Meat Ouchers

CircleHunter: "Sit on the throne and update social media."

ARGdov: "Sit on throne and turn on screen. Also, pee on the floor in front of the throne"

Paul's tumblr was eventually turned into a general blog for Meat Ouchers Inc. I actually had an incredibly short-lived ARG use it as the main site.

After being away from civilization for so long, you quickly use the device to try and communicate with others. You don't have any accounts yet, so you make one up quickly.

The thought of actually talking to other people and fans of weenies makes you so excited, you almost pee on the floor. But you don't, because that'd be stupid.

I scrapped the ARG because I just felt I was handling it very poorly. You can snoop around the remains by going to meatouchers-inc.tumblr.com and 'logging in' as 'prbot'

Suddenly, the throne room around you lights up, along with the rest of the building. It seems that using the device activated the rest of the building's mechanisms. The room is very regal looking, with many ornate patterns on the wall and throne. There are also various paintings and trinkets hung around the room.