Spirkiroid: "take weenees poster down"

This 'weenees' poster has been watching over you for as long as you can remember. You never really thought about it, since it's telling the truth. Your love for MEAT and WEENIES is far beyond that of any other. You suppose it is time to remove the poster. You do not need a piece of paper measuring your love; you can feel it.

Behind the poster is a wall. On that wall is... some kind of mechanism, labelled MBOT. This thing has been watching you handle your meats for years, you... aren't quite sure how you feel about that. It appears to have a speaker, but you can't hear any sounds coming out.