Ask him about the super cool and high quality comics he has.
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Ask if Perl knows of something called the S.P.A.T.U.L.A Also check out his comic books.
Buck: "Um, you got pretty neat comics there"
Perl Peanx: "Yeah, comics! I got all of them! I have comics about meat, about aventures, about jokes... but this is my favorite one, it's called A Day With The Frycook, written by an unknown commarade..."
Perl Peanx: "The comic is about one man that must face the monotonous life that is working at Wacdonaldo. One man must overcome the everyday challenges of flipping burgers and deep frying processed food."
Buck: "W-what?"
Perl Peanx: "Hey, my friend, you look so pale, are you okay?