"Ask where the nearest Wacnaldo is so you can go back to your crappy job...then freak out and begin to question your life choices...do you even want to BE a fry cook?!"

Of course, some sentient peanut is assaulting a shop and the first thing you think of is to ask things around...

As expected, everyone in the shop is either running or scared. Buck approaches the only guy who is calm and quiet.